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The Onion Movie

The Onion Movie

America's finest news source.

6.1(266)

1h 30m

2008

Released

en

Overview

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

Release Date

May 31, 2008

Production

The Onion

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Cast

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Len Cariou

Len Cariou

Len Cariou

Norm Archer

Acting

Ken Takemoto

Ken Takemoto

Ken Takemoto

Sensei

Acting

Steven Seagal

Steven Seagal

Steven Seagal

Cock Puncher

Acting

Larissa Laskin

Larissa Laskin

Larissa Laskin

Dana Dobbs

Acting

Don McManus

Don McManus

Don McManus

Dennis McCormick

Acting

Michael Bolton

Michael Bolton

Michael Bolton

Michael Bolton

Acting

Ahmed Ahmed

Ahmed Ahmed

Ahmed Ahmed

Ahmed

Acting

Brendan Fletcher

Brendan Fletcher

Brendan Fletcher

White Black Guy Tim

Acting

Daniel Dae Kim

Daniel Dae Kim

Daniel Dae Kim

Ivy Leaguer

Acting

Meredith Baxter

Meredith Baxter

Meredith Baxter

Cooking Show Chef

Acting

Jed Rees

Jed Rees

Jed Rees

Wizard Proteus

Acting

Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield

Acting

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