The Ballad of Kyle T. MaGatt

This is the ballad of Kyle T. MaGatt, about a deplorable fellow in a little red hat.

Overview

Aided by powers from a little red hat / A deplorable fellow named Kyle MaGatt / Goes hunting for Covid to save the economy / To become the hero Americans should see. / But will he succeed in this arduous task? / Or will he be forced to wear a mask?